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Laughs — Four Reasons Not to Mess With Kids

Kids — creative, no-nonsense, straight forward — they’re one of the smartest creatures on this planet (wanna disagree?  Great!  I share your thoughts at least half of the time)!

Don’t know who wrote it, but after reading this, you’ll probably laugh (at least chuckle).  Laughter IS the best medicine.  I just had to let you in on the fun!  Enjoy! 🙂

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A  Kindergarten teacher asked one little girl what she was drawing.
Little Girl:  I’m drawing God.
Teacher:  But no one knows what God looks like.
Little Girl:  They will in a minute!

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A  Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-old students.
Teacher: The fifth commandment tells us, ‘honor thy Father and thy Mother.’  Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?

The Oldest Son:  Thou shall not kill.

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother wash dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed her mother had several strands of gray amongst her brown curls.
Little Girl:  Mom, why are some of your hair gray?
Mother:  Well, my hair turns gray every time you do something wrong and make me cry.
Little Girl:  Mommy, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are gray?

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The children at a Catholic elementary school were lined up in the cafeteria. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples with a note posted on the tray.
Teacher: Take only ONE. God is watching.
At the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A Child’s Note:  Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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April 15, 2009 - Posted by | Attitude, Christianity, God, Heart, Mind, Self Help, Spirit, Stress, Success | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

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